Real Estate, Real Problem

I grew up in a pretty insular community. I went to a Jewish school, had carpools to take me to and from wherever I was going, and almost never used public transportation until I was in college. It's not that I didn't like non-Jews or had anything against them - they seemed alright when I passed them on the street. It's just that I never had much to do with them. When houses went on the market in my neighborhoods (first Beverlywood, in Los Angeles, sometimes called the Pico-Robertson Area, though that's a much more expansive designation; later Teaneck, NJ and the accompanying Northern New Jersey towns like Englewood, Fair Lawn, and Bergenfield), sometimes Jews would move in and sometimes not. Especially in Teaneck, as the prices went up and up, the Jewish homes began to outnumber the non-Jewish ones, at least in the areas where synagogues caused Jews to view housing as optimal. There didn't seem to be any conspiracy; we needed to live within walking distance of a shul. And while that distance could be extended beyond a block or two, your universe of housing options could often be drawn with a simple circle extending between half a mile and a mile around the shul building itself. But matters of convenience were also social, cultural, and economic. A wealthy shul would create wealthy homes around it, and make it harder for those outside the economic class of the shul members to move there. And then we have the bizarre example posted at the top of this article. Apparently, a realtor or mortgage broker (there seems to be some debate) seems to want the neighbors of the area to band together, influencing the type of people who move in to an auctioned house. ...

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Gary Vaynerchuk is a Real Mentch!

Last night I had the unique opportunity to hear from and talk to web personality, wine expert, and tremendously nice guy, Gary Vaynerchuk, of Wine Library TV. I first "met" Gary online some months ago. After hearing his name for almost two years, it was highly recommended to me by a few friends to watch his ...

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What a Dump!

Here’s a Friday morning outing you’ve probably never considered: A trip to the dump. But not just any dump. The Hiria dump – an 80-meter high blight on the landscape that no commuter traveling on the Jerusalem-Tel Aviv highway could miss. Now Hiria is being transformed from its formerly stinky state into the Ariel Sharon National Park (alternatively known as the Ayalon Park). A group of 20 of us recently trekked out ...

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Israel Rehearses Iran Attack

U.S. intelligence analysts say that nearly 100 Israeli warplanes staged a rehearsal air strike against nuclear facilities in Iran. David Martin from CBS News reports from the Pentagon. ...

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Mapping the Holy Land

With the Spertus Museum's recent "censorship" of its exhibit of Holy Land maps, it is especially nice to see that famous (and autistic) artist Stephen Wiltshire has drawn Jerusalem. One blog says Wiltshire also wants to draw Tel Aviv, and quotes: "Jerusalem was the hardest city I've ever encountered to draw. There are many tiny details that are without architectural order or reason." ...

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Wordle Shows Visual Representations of Any Text with Cool Biblical Implacations

Today, someone sent me the link to a new web 2.0 site, Wordle. Wordle gives you a tag cloud of any text you put in. Someone already mashed up Vayikra (Leviticus), Rus (Ruth) and Tehillim (Psalms) - shown below. Other really cool examples are the Gettysburg Address and the Declaration of Independence. It's a great new tool that shows you how on target your message is, but can clearly be used in a unique visual way to illustrate the basics of any book, speach or other written material. ...

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A Bubble Of A World

While at work, and in dire need of entertainment, my friend sent me a link to a restaurant review and urged me to look down to comment #25.  Comment #25 was posted by a woman wanting to know if this is a good place for her to bring her children for dinner in the city.  I immediately though “Of course” until I continued to read...  She stated that her kids “have not been exposed to public displays of affection or immodest dress in kosher places and [she] would like to keep it that way.”  Excuse me, but....what?  I understand the theory of shielding your child from inappropriate things (I shield my little sister from many inappropriate things) but to completely shun everything that doesn’t fit into the mold of what you believe is going a little bit overboard. ...

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Another World (Or Why I Now Love Tel Aviv)

My wife Jody and I will be married 20 years this summer. We decided to take an early anniversary trip last week. Originally we thought of going to a spa hotel, but all the spas we liked were booked. We opted instead of a day in Tel Aviv. It turned out to be both eye opening and fabulous. For Jerusalemites, Tel Aviv is truly another world. It is laid back, sophisticated and most of all fun, unlike Jerusalem with its claustrophobic architecture, bubbling religious tensions and pot holed streets. That’s not to say that I don’t love Jerusalem. Israel’s capital retains a small town feel, it’s filled with archaeological gems, and there is an international sense of pluralism with spiritual and educational opportunities that are unique among the world’s great cities. Still, a trip to Tel Aviv is like a breath of fresh sea air. Maybe it’s the beach or maybe it’s proximity to culture in the most surprising places. ...

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Candy Man

There was no one so frightening as the man who sat in the farthest back row of the synagogue. To most adults he was friendly and harmless, but we children knew better. We approached him with great care and trepidation. He never looked you straight in the eye, but he knew you were there. He was like a fisherman patiently waiting to reel you in. He did none of the work, we were lured by our own unbridled desire. Your first time, you were led by the hand, by an older, more experienced boy or girl. They took you to an unmarked boundry, beyond which only one child could approach at a time. He was a mountain approached with awe. Once you were close enough, somehow you knew you were close enough, you stopped. He never changed his severe expression, as he slowly reached beneath his tallis into his suit pocket. Out would come one piece of candy in a cellophane wrapper. He would hold it out for you to take, but make you tug on it to release it from his grasp. Your heart pounded so loudly you had trouble hearing your mumbled thank you and you quickly left. No candy tasted sweeter. It was spiced with the thrill of having narrowly escaped with your life. He was the ‘Candy Man.’ “Candy Men” can be found in synagogues all around the world, and in the memories of many Jewish adults. They come in all shapes and sizes. They come from every background. There isn’t a special curriculum of study, no special degree required, just an ancient tradition passed on from generation to generation. ...

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To Err is Human, To Eruv is Jewish

For the past few weeks I've been reporting for the Long Island Jewish World. The big issue that I am covering is the newest eruv debate. You've heard the debates in all their various forms from other locations, and in most recent memory- the one originating from Tenafly, NJ. The new municipality to be entangled in eruv wires is the village of Westhampton Beach. The story has been picked up by the local Independent, Dan's Paper and Southampton Press and the less than local New York Times and even Haaretz. The New York Jewish papers have all had something to say about it as well. If you want to learn about the debate and the who said who to what, your computer will help you. If anyone wants to read my reporting on it and that someone has never heard of the Long Island Jewish World or its sister papers the Manhattan Jewish Sentinel and the Westchester Jewish Tribune, let me know by way of email to djtalkline@gmail.com and I'll email it to you. (This Jewish trinity of papers has yet to learn of the inter-web.) What I'm going to try in the next hundreds of words is pre-create the head smashing into walls that will result when the Jews of Westhampton Beach try to explain why an eruv is not a beast to be feared. ...

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